Absolutely Anything
Date: 2015
Director: Terry Jones
Production Company: Bill and Ben Productions, GFM films, Premiere Picture
Stars: Simon Pegg, Kate Beckinsale, Sanjeev Bhaskar, Rob Riggle, Eddie Izzard, Joanna Lumley
Location(s): London
Region(s): London A-B
Storyline:
A group of eccentric aliens give a random human the power to do absolutely anything in order to help them decide if the species should be destroyed.
Additional Information:
Screen captures by Phil Wilkinson
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- Capture 1
- 'Now' required

Pupils enter Kinbrook Comprehensive School where Neil Clarke is employed as a teacher. The former Ashmount Primary School on Hornsey Lane in Highgate N6.
- Capture 2
- 17 Nov 2023

The offices of Steel Grey, where Catherine West is trying to stop former boyfriend Grant from pestering her over the phone. Tooley Street in London SE1 with the former Britannia public house to the left and The Shard rising above Magdalen House on the right.

Taken from the corner of Vine Lane and Tooley Street. SJ
- Capture 3
- 12 Aug 2020

As the Galactic Council bestow the supreme power to do absolutely anything on Neil, the schoolteacher is knocked over by a van whilst cycling home. The corner of Cressida Road and Cheverton Road in N19.

Whitehall has regained its W and T. SJ
- Capture 4
- 12 Aug 2020

Oblivious to his powers, Neil swears "F*c* you" at the van's Driver. At the corner of Cressida Road and Cheverton Road in Archway with properties on Gladsmuir Road in the right background.

In a different season (and temperature/90s!). SJ
- Capture 5
- 12 Aug 2020

The van swerves as Neil's curse is carried out. Looking along Cheverton Road N19.

Looking east. SJ
- Capture 6
- 'Now' required

In a coffee shop, Neil's neighbour Catherine talks with her friend Rosie about work and relationships.
- Capture 7
- 'Now' required

Running late again, Neil arrives at school. These steps lead down from Hornsey Lane to the entrance of the since closed and replaced Ashmount Primary School.
- Capture 8
- 'Now' required

10c's teacher enters the building to face the inevitable conflict with Headmaster, Mr. Robinson. Whitehall Park School now occupies the site at the corner of Hornsey Lane and Ashmount Road in Highgate.
- Capture 9
- 07 Aug 2023

That evening, after killing his class, Neil runs with his dog Dennis as they chase an empty whisky bottle that has been brought to life. Alastair Jones identifies this for us as King Street, Hammersmith, Kings Court immediately to the right and the shop centre capture being No 308, currently 'Coffeeology'. (RL)

Next door to Coffeeology is still empty. SJ
- Capture 10
- 07 Aug 2023

The two follow the bottle as it returns to the shop to be replaced. King Street, Hammersmith as identified by Alastair, see previous capture. (RL)

The hoarding behind the bollards is no longer there. SJ
- Capture 11
- 07 Aug 2023

Neil watches as the bottle jumps through the window of the local off-licence's door. Alastair remembers this shop at 296 King Street, Hammersmith, London W6 as a food and wine shop with a petrol station opposite (now a branch of Tesco's). (RL)

Now a rental management firm with a still charming frontage. SJ
- Capture 12
- 07 Aug 2023

With the shop's alarm sounding, Neil escapes from a responding Police Officer (James Kermack) when Dennis bites him. This, Alastair says, is Hamlet Gardens on the corner with King Street, Hammersmith. (RL)

King's Court on the left. SJ
- Capture 13
- 'Now' required

Neil brings the dead back to life when he orders that everyone who died be alive again.
- Capture 14
- 04 May 2020

The walking dead disappear from outside Neil's flat when he corrects his request to mean everyone in class 10c! Outside 17 to 21 Lissenden Gardens in Kentish Town NW5.

In daylight. (PW)
- Capture 15
- 'Now' required

The school bell rings, signalling the start of another day. A day on which Neil turns his class into model pupils, makes the Headmaster be nice to him and Miss Pringle worship his colleague Ray. Ashmount Primary School.
- Capture 16
- 12 Aug 2020

Turning a corner before catching sight of his reflection in an Estate Agents window, Neil wishes that he was President of the United States. The corner of Campdale Road and Mercers Road.

Still an estate agents but much greener. SJ
- Capture 17
- 12 Aug 2020

Security Agents appear and hustle him into a car. Campdale Road in N19 with Tufnell Park Playing Fields in the background.

I realise that this should be panned more to the right. But it was a very warm afternoon. SJ
- Capture 18
- 12 Aug 2020

The Agents fire at a Gunman across the road. This was a former garage that stood to the south of Tufnell Park Playing Fields. Residential properties now occupy the site.

And the forecourt has been shortened. SJ
- Capture 19
- 12 Aug 2020

As the President is driven away from danger, Neil wishes that he was back at home. Looking northward along Campdale Road from the corner of Mercers Road N19.

Standing in N7 at the junction with N19. SJ
- Capture 20
- 14 Aug 2022

In his apartment, the realisation that he can do anything finally hits home and certain physical enhancements are requested. Facing 28 Bramham Gardens, London SW5 located by Steve Randall.

Now. SJ
- Capture 21
- 'Now' required

At school whilst Neil explainins to Ray about his powers, a skeleton that has been brought to life jumps from a window into the arms of Mr. Robinson (Eddie Izzard). Likely to be Ashmount Primary School, but currently unconfirmed.
- Capture 22
- 16 Aug 2020

Ray Palmer (Sanjeev Bhaskar) enjoys the best sandwich he's ever tasted, courtesy of Neil. Tris identifies this as looking south-east towards the City from the top of Hampstead Heath's Parliament Hill in NW3.

Tris climbed Parliament Hill for this one.
- Capture 23
- 18 Aug 2020

As Catherine leaves work, a yellow McLaren Spider approaches. Facing west on Brad Street in SE1 with the corner of Windmill Walk in the background. The street is seen in ‘The Glass Cage’.

The Windmill Walk sign has gone as well as the canopy to the back door entrance of The King's Arms. SJ
- Capture 24
- 18 Aug 2020

Colonel Grant Kotchev (Rob Riggle) draws alongside telling Catherine to "Jump in, babe". Brad Street running beneath the platforms of Waterloo East station.

Should be taken from further back. East of Windmill Walk. SJ
- Capture 25
- 18 Aug 2020

The American tosses a set of his apartment keys to Catherine before driving away after she tells him to leave her alone. Looking east on Brad Street with the junction formed by Greet Street ahead.

Bit of trickery here as the Spider drives off towards where it drew up before, if you follow! This is west of Windmill Walk rather than east. SJ
- Capture 26
- 'Now' required

The morning after a night spent with Catherine, Neil feels good after creating a sunny day.
- Capture 27
- 14 Aug 2022

Following Catherine, Neil runs from the building after a misunderstanding. Facing 28 Bramham Gardens in SW5 found by Steve Randall.

This is next door to 29 Bramham Gardens seen in "You Must Be Joking." SJ
- Capture 28
- 'Now' required

Chasing Catherine's bus, Neil bumps into Grant.
- Capture 29
- 'Now' required

Stopping in his tracks, Neil waves his hand and wishes himself to be on the bus.
- Capture 30
- 'Now' required

"I don't mean on the bus, I mean in the bus."
- Capture 31
- 12 Aug 2020

Catherine crosses the road after alighting. Campdale Road N7 with the corner of Mercers Road N19 to the left.

There's the very green estate agents again, seen in capture 16. SJ
- Capture 32
- 12 Aug 2020

Neil catches sight of Catherine as she enters a bakery. Campdale Road in Tufnell Park.

Perhaps alarmingly, most of the businesses seemed to have changed. SJ
- Capture 33
- 12 Aug 2020

As Neil runs towards the bakery, Ray arrives in his car. Looking southward on Campdale Road with Tufnell Park Playing Fields to the left.

Now. SJ
- Capture 34
- 12 Aug 2020

Ray explains that Miss Pringle has set shrines up all over the school. Outside the door of number 8 Campdale Road.

The ABC has gone from the door and there's a different downpipe on the left. SJ
- Capture 35
- 12 Aug 2020

Miss Pringle and her Followers worship Ray's car, across the road. Facing Tufnell Park Playing Fields from Campdale Road.

Taken about the same time of day. SJ
- Capture 36
- 14 Aug 2022

Catherine returns home to find Grant in her flat. Identified by Steve Randall, this is facing 28 Bramham Gardens in Earl's Court.

The northside of Bramham Gardens. SJ
- Capture 37
- 'Now' required

Learning about the Galactic powers, Grant takes Neil and Dennis as prisoners. The view is from Neo Bankside Pavilion B on Holland Street SE1.
- Capture 38
- 14 Aug 2022

Catherine runs past a Woman walking with her web footed Partner after Grant makes Neil use his powers to give webbed feet and big ears to pasty white Englishmen. Outside 28 Bramham Gardens in Earl's Court found by Steve Randall.

Looking towards Hesper Mews and beyond to Earl's Court Square, SW5. SJ
- Capture 39
- 15 Jan 2024

Having discovered Ray hiding in Neil's wardrobe, Catherine returns to the street with him to find Dorothy Pringle (Emma Pierson) and her Disciples around his car. Looking westward from outside 28 Bramham Gardens SW5 located by Steve Randall.

I missed this one 18 months ago so returned to amend. Looking north-east towards Collingham Gardens. SJ
- Capture 40
- 'Now' required

As Grant changes all policemen's uniforms pink, Ray and Catherine head for Grant's luxury flat. Facing north on Navigator Square in N19.
- Capture 41
- 17 May 2022

Miss Pringle and the Ray Worshippers follow. Looking from Navigator Square onto Flowers Mews with Archway Road heading off into the distance. The location can be seen from a distance in 'Leon the Pig Farmer'.

Alan Smythe rings the changes. (SJ)
- Capture 42
- 'Now' required

A police van comes to a halt in front of the Disciples. Navigator Square N19 with the Archway Tavern in the background.
- Capture 43
- 'Now' required

The Worshippers burst into laughter as Officers appear from the van. Navigator Square, formerly Archway Close, with Archway Tower on the far side of St. John’s Way in the background.
- Capture 44
- 12 Aug 2020

Ray and Catherine continue running towards Grant's apartment whilst fleeing Miss Pringle and her Followers. Looking south-west along Hornsey Lane as it passes over Highgate Road by Hornsey Lane Bridge.

Some sort of rather unsightly suicide-prevention railings have since gone up. SJ
- Capture 45
- 12 Aug 2020

The two dodge through a gate. The top of the steps that lead down from Hornsey Lane to Archway Road.

Unchanged: looking north from N19 to N6. SJ
- Capture 46
- 12 Aug 2020

The Worshippers spot Ray ahead. Hornsey Lane Bridge, which also features in ‘Truly, Madly, Deeply’ and 'Face'.

Looking north over Archway N6. SJ
- Capture 47
- 12 Aug 2020

Ray and Catherine make their escape. Looking northward through Hornsey Lane Bridge carrying Hornsey Lane over Archway Road in Highgate.

Taken before the railings went up in 2019. SJ
- Capture 48
- 17 Nov 2023

Catherine takes out the key that Grant gave her. Outside Neo Bankside Pavilion B on Holland Street in SE1.

No changes here. SJ
- Capture 49
- 26 Mar 2024

With Grant's wrongs righted and failing in his attempt to make the world a better place, Neil heads for the river. Hammersmith Bridge crossing the Thames between Hammersmith and Barnes.

Taken from just above the shoreline at nearly the same tide level with similar sky. SJ
- Capture 50
- 17 Sep 2021

Neil looks down at Dennis, telling him that he's made arrangements for his biscuits. Hammersmith Bridge, dating from 1887, which makes an appearance in numerous other productions including 'Burnt Evidence', 'Dunkirk', 'Curse of the Golem', 'A Nice Girl Like Me', 'Theatre of Blood', 'The Man Who Never Was' and 'The Killing of Sister George'.

Fortunately pedestrians and cyclists have been allowed back on to the bridge while substantive repairs are undertaken. (RL)

